Flirt. Practice

M :"Are you an Interior Decorator?"
W: "No. Why?"
M: "When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful"

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M:"Are you religious?"
W:"Yes "
M:"Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers."

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M:"Baby, did you fart, Cause you blow me away..."

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M:"How is your fever?"
W:"What Fever?"
M:"Oh..you just look so hot to me..."

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M:"Wow! I didn't know that angels could fly so low!"

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M:"Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends
That angels
do really exist."
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M:"Wow! How did you do that???!!!"
W:"Do what?"
M:"Look so good..."

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M:"Hey, I lost my phone number...can I have yours?"

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M:"Hey Laura!! (Big Hug), I haven't seen you
FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS)
Wow, you've really have changed!!!
W:"Wait, I'm not Laura.."
M:"What? Omygod, You even changed your name!!!
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